At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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