she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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