Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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