...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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