Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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