why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
