How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My ass is underappreciated
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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