Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Randomize
