I bet he comes in French.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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