apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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