Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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