Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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