IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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