is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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