And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
