I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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