Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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