he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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