Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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