He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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