I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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