Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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