I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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