I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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