when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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