R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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