he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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