how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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