Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
