In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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