Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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