fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
