Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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