What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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