It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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