Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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