no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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