Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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