This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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