If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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