if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he puts the penis in happiness.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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