is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
ok first of all what the fuck
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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