If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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