I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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