butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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