Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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