Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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