I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
