They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
too bad you live with your parents still
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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