The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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