I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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