I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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