Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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