This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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